Meat Puppet Exquisite leader The Blair Bitch Project
Cartoonery,humour,& a cavalcade
of Whimsey
The Indomitable British Spirit
Daisy
Fat blokes
Sexual banter,&Clammy palms!
The "parking ambassador" harranges the hapless lady motorists
unlucky enough to cross his path with lewd unwanted innuendo.
Palming his damp wadge through the pockets of his council issue
British racing green slacks,churning the minimal cargo of his
underpants with the deft yet uncomplicated motions of a builder
mixing cement with a shovel.
Personal Space;people with no
concept of...
It could be a sales person,
smeone behind you in a queue,
the chap who repairs your motorcar,
a tradesman,or manual worker...
WHAT TO DO...
a; remain silent and avoid eye contact
until they cease attempting to engage you
in conversation and wander away.
b; carry a lit cigarillo;even the most
gregarious and avuncular fellow will
shy away from physical discomfiture.
c; kick your legs out behind you
when ascending stairs.
...
Police wish to speak to the man known only
as Geoff;far right of picture.
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Family fun day! June 23rd &25th,starts 10 am
tombola,plimsole toss,raffle,effigy contest;
prizes given for most life like,
sorry but no kuffirs,jews,or infidels please
woman to be supervised and kept on a lead
at all times.
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Uncommon complaint
...........
fanny magnet!!
the devils greatest trick was to convince the word he didnt exist
1952;A pivotal date in the Norths history,as the first pair
of shoes are introduced across the border.
These were subsequently the inspiration for the now
infamous "Heavy foot",or"clog",used in standing duels
and elaborate Tyke courtship rituals,where the hopeful
suitor proudly presents the object of his affections with
the "heavy Foot" brimming with his ejaculate.
Kera
Normans conquest
Allotmenteering
Len and Val were shocked
at his weight loss
Any time is bo bos time
The World in black &white,part 1
The World in black & white,part 2